Condensed version: I'm sitting in the back seat of the taxi, with a young girl sitting in the middle and an old guy on the other end. Girl says she's stopping at the next corner. Taxi driver acknowledges and stops at the corner. I get out, girl gets out, I begin to get back in, taxi driver starts driving with my foot still out the door.
Toes of my shoes (and my actual toes) slips below the back tire of the taxi. I yell in anger and pain....but mostly anger. Taxi driver says "Hard luck boss, I ain't see yuh!" I get even angrier and slam the door shut, with my entire body inside this time. Arrived at my destination two minutes later. I storm out the taxi. Taxi driver says "Aye boss, yuh ain't pay meh." I reply: "Hard luck boss, you @?#!!"
Honestly, I'm tempted to post the license plate number for the world to see, but I'm not that evil. I will say that (for any Trini readers) you can look out for a dark blue B13 taxi on the POS-Long Circular route driven by a short guy wearing huge sunglasses and a scar on his right arm, then BEWARE. And that's all I have to say.