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Feb 8

Proposal for the People Against Parents On Facebook (P.A.P.O.F.)

This is getting serious. There is an actual interest in more and more
parents wanting to get on Facebook.
Therefore, before we get to the tipping- (and then the breaking-)
point, I propose a new online coalition be finally implemented. It
shall be called "People Against Parents On Facebook", or P.A.P.O.F.
for short.

Details, meeting times, club badges and secret handshakes will be
announced soon.

Feb 7

My mom just asked me to set her up with a Facebook account. I'm shuddering just thinking about the possible repercussions.

Dec 7

Behold! The last non-scroll wheel, non-optical mouse on Earth!

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My regular mouse just broke, so until later on today, I gotta borrow Fred Flintstone's mouse. (Notice the manufacturer's name in bright (blood-) red letters!)

Nov 28

If I catch the cold/flu/virus from someone close to me ONE MORE TIME, Somebody's gonna get it!!

Srsly! I got the cold AGAIN because some very 'sharing' people (I counted 6) insist on being generous with whatever bug was in their body this past week.
Now, normally, I won't scorn a person, but if I so much as hear you cough, sneeze, sniffle...even have that glassy 'fish-eyes' look, I will dump you in a vat of Lysol and Theraflu and then run the other way. I love you, but DON'T TOUCH ME!!
Nov 23

Is it disturbing that I know all the words to Justin Bieber's "Baby", even while not conscious of it?

Seriously! I wasn't actively listening when it started playing on the radio, and my mind actually went through the entire song, even though I've never (and would never) sat down to listen to it! Weird...
Nov 14

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!

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Nov 6

Been a while...

I should probably post something new here, huh....oh well....

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Mar 16

I'm a Quarter Century Old!

Today, I'm 25 years old. Still youngish. But for some reason I'm saying I'm a "quarter century old", and it's making me feel, well, old! Maybe I should stop saying the 'century' part. And it's no help that some kids in my neighborhood started calling me "Gramps" either.
Mar 13

Would you like some Pi?

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938095257201065485863278865936153381827968230301952035301852968995773622599413891249721775283479131515574857242454150695950829533116861727855889075098381754637464939319255060400927701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198946767837449448255379774726847104047534646208046684259069491293313677028989152104752162056966024

Enjoy!

Happy Pi Day 3.14 (March 14th)

Feb 19

Thank you Mr Taxi Driver for driving over my foot.

Condensed version: I'm sitting in the back seat of the taxi, with a young girl sitting in the middle and an old guy on the other end. Girl says she's stopping at the next corner. Taxi driver acknowledges and stops at the corner. I get out, girl gets out, I begin to get back in, taxi driver starts driving with my foot still out the door.
Toes of my shoes (and my actual toes) slips below the back tire of the taxi. I yell in anger and pain....but mostly anger. Taxi driver says "Hard luck boss, I ain't see yuh!" I get even angrier and slam the door shut, with my entire body inside this time. Arrived at my destination two minutes later. I storm out the taxi. Taxi driver says "Aye boss, yuh ain't pay meh." I reply: "Hard luck boss, you @?#!!"

Honestly, I'm tempted to post the license plate number for the world to see, but I'm not that evil. I will say that (for any Trini readers) you can look out for a dark blue B13 taxi on the POS-Long Circular route driven by a short guy wearing huge sunglasses and a scar on his right arm, then BEWARE. And that's all I have to say.

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Trying to find my place in this world...so far it's the couch. Still looking....
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